1. I am going to sell everything and move to Kansas.
2. And get a job as a grocery store checker.
3. And live in a tiny house with a potted plant that sits in the kitchen window.
4. A potted plant that flowers and makes me smile.
5. Then attracts some weird bugs and dies.
6. One of my new Kansas friends tells me the bugs were in the soil.
7. But that doesn’t make me feel any better.
8. I am pretty sure I don’t like Kansas that much.
9. No matter what Dorothy says.
10. I am going to sell everything and move to Idaho.
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